10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."