10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave