10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.