10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"