10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)