10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--