10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is for loners.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.