10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is for loners.