10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.