10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.