10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!