10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...