10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."