10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?