10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack