10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright