10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?