10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio