10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson