10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier