10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"