10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-