10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.