10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..