10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer