10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.