10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977