10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"