10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"