10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.