10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.