10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm