10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.