10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fook the floosh droo!