10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.