10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker