10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.