10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.