10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury