10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.