10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio