10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."