10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.