10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris