10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.