10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."