10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.