10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'