10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "No river, no fish."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow