10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is